Going up

French 76 Yes, we know it's prime detox time, but it is also Kate Moss' 40th next week and it would be rude not to enjoy her favourite cocktail: vodka, lemon juice, sugar, champagne. Happy birthday.

Topshop's leopard-print coat £89 worth of fashion goodness. Plus, we never tire of leopard in January.

Mario Badescu drying lotion The answer to January-detox spotty skin.

Sofia Helin Back on our screens as Saga in The Bridge, the leather trouser-wearing, socially awkward Swedish homicide detective.

Chidora hats Regular bobbles and beanies, but silk-lined to keep your hair happy. Genius.

Going down

Celebrities in Barbados Every year the same torture.

New Year's resolutions We get that you're on a health kick, but the January influx of good intentions mean us regulars can't get into our yoga class.

The great Euthymol shortage Nowhere to be found. Do we have to settle for Colgate? It's sooooo mainstream.

Comedy hats If you're under 10, a furry tiger hat is adorable. Anyone else (Sam off Towie included), stay away.

Navel cleavage Amy Adams takes it to a whole new level in American Hustle with v deep jumpsuits.

• This article was corrected on 13 January 2014. An earlier version said Sofia Helin played a Danish detective in The Bridge. The detective is Swedish.