1. 

   What did Julia Roberts say, to an NBC reporter, on the 2010 Golden Globes red carpet?<br><br> "Yeah, NBC – you guys are in the…"

   1. Shit.

   2. Toilet right now.

   3. Absolute worst place on this red carpet. Also, have you seen my shoes?

   4. Red, and we'd all like to see your financial records.

2. 

   At the 2001 Golden Globes, Elizabeth Taylor almost skipped the nominees list and headed straight to the winning envelope, before murmurs of concern rippled round the room. <br><br>In response to the crowd, she said: “What? I don’t open this? I just read it from up there?…”

   1. That doesn't sound right.

   2. But what's the envelope for?

   3. Where's the godforsaken teleprompter, then?

   4. I'm new to this.

3. 

   What did Renee Zellweger say, after Richard Gere prompted her to read out the winner of best original score at the 2013 Academy awards?

   1. "Ha, Life of Pi? Really? Wow."

   2. "The wonderful, incomparable Life of Pi."

   3. Absolutely nothing, leaving Queen Latifah to step in.

   4. "Life of Why, am I right?"

4. 

   Mariah Carey accepted a breakthrough performance award at the 2010 Palm Springs international film festival, for her role in Precious. <br><br> Finish this sentence from her giggly speech: "You can take my make-up off,…"

   1. I don't look like that bitch from the thing.

   2. But I will still look smokin' hot in a miniskirt.

   3. But I don't care, I will still act my little butt off.

   4. But I will never be able to live down Glitter.

5. 

   Jacqueline Bisset appeared overwhelmed when she accepted her 2014 Golden Globe award. After flipping from shouting "newcomer" to quoting her mother, how did she finish this statement?: <br><br>"If you wanna look good, you've got to forgive everybody. It's…"

   1. No fun being ugly and unforgiving.

   2. Not clear why I've said that now, but I'm so pleased about this award.

   3. The best beauty treatment.

   4. Time for me to go, isn't it? They're playing the music. Shit.

6. 

   How did Jack Nicholson open his 2003 best actor Golden Globe acceptance speech?: <br><br> "Well, I'm a little surprised because…"

   1. I thought I was too old for this kinda thing by now.

   2. I haven't even watched this movie.

   3. Um, doesn't Nicole [Kidman] look lovely with her old nose?

   4. Adrien Brody really should have got this, right?

7. 

   Sharon Stone giddily presented Richard Gere with his 2003 best actor in a musical Golden Globe. <br><br> After screaming his name and stepping aside, she returned to the mic to say:

   1. "I love you, buddy"

   2. "Give them the ol' razzle dazzle"

   3. "Richard Gere, ladies and gentlemen!"

   4. "Just tap dance"

8. 

   Harrison Ford gave a notoriously slow and slurred speech at the 2002 Golden Globes. What did he say, waiting for the audience to end the standing ovation for his Cecil B DeMille lifetime achievement award? <br><br> "Sit down, please. Sit down …"

   1. I'm too old to wait.

   2. I'm so humbled by all of this, my goodness.

   3. None of you really know me anyway.

   4. I know your heels are killing you.

9. 

   Bette Midler picked up a 1980 best lead actress Golden Globe, laughing and shaking her head for most of her speech. <br><br> Before mock-fellating her statuette, she said: "I'm different now, I'm a good girl …"

   1. I don't swear anymore on stage, I swear I don't.

   2. But I've been a bad girl before!

   3. But why does no one say what these things taste like?

   4. I'll keep it clean, I promise.

10. 

    Cate Blanchett picked up a best actress award at the 2014 Golden Globes. What’s the rest of her matter-of-fact opening gambit? <br><br> “Well that crept up. I had a few vodkas under my belt…”

    1. And here we are.

    2. So there that is.

    3. In case you're wondering if I've been drinking.

    4. And will, incidentally, make this quick.

Solutions

1:B, 2:D, 3:C, 4:A, 5:C, 6:C, 7:D, 8:A, 9:A, 10:A

Scores

1. 3 and above.

   Not wonderful, but there's always the chance to win it next year (or next time, in this case).

2. 6 and above.

   Not half bad. At least a "good quiz effort" nominee.

3. 9 and above.

   Great work. You're a martini away from barefoot onstage perfection.

4. 10 and above.

   Flawless. Best lead performance in taking this quiz.