1. "This is the most magnificent discarded living room set I've ever seen."

   1. Margot (The Royal Tenenbaums)

   2. Juno (Juno)

   3. Harold (Harold and Maude)

   4. Bliss (Whip It)

2. "I named my cat after Springsteen."

   1. Calvin (Ruby Sparks)

   2. Jo (Funny Face)

   3. Llewyn Davis (Inside Llewyn Davis)

   4. Summer ((500) Days of Summer)

3. 

   "There's no point to any of this. It's all just a... a random lottery of meaningless tragedy and a series of near escapes"

   1. Donnie (Donnie Darko)

   2. Oliver (Beginners)

   3. Troy (Reality Bites)

   4. Christian (Moulin Rouge)

4. "I'm really tired. I took three klonopin and woke up next to a spoon full of peanut butter."

   1. Aura (Tiny Furniture)

   2. Dean (Blue Valentine)

   3. Fletch (Fletch)

   4. Christine (Me and You and Everyone we Know)

5. "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything." 

   1. Chris (Into the Wild)

   2. Amélie (Amélie)

   3. Lucas (Empire Records)

   4. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

6. 

   "I could drink your blood, you are the only person that I would allow to be shrunken down to a microscopic size and swim inside me in a tiny submersible machine."

   1. Oliver Tate (Submarine)

   2. Max (Rushmore)

   3. Steve (The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou)

   4. Tom ((500) Days of Summer)

7. "You know what we should do? We should just get in your car right now, and just drive off. Just find some totally new place and start a whole new life. Fuck everybody."

   1. Patricia (Breathless)

   2. Annie (Annie Hall)

   3. Burt (Away We Go)

   4. Enid (Ghost World)

8. "Sometimes I don't think people realise how lonely it is to be a kid. Like ... you don't matter."

   1. Nick (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist)

   2. Theodore (Her)

   3. Clementine (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

   4. Rob (High Fidelity)

9. 

   "I lied to you before when I told you that my boyfriend drives a Ninja."

   1. Sam (Garden State)

   2. Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim vs the World)

   3. Claire (Elizabethtown)

   4. Ana (Stranger than Fiction)

10. "Don't treat me like a three-hour brunch friend!"

    1. Albert (I Heart Huckabees)

    2. Frances (Frances Ha)

    3. Ronna (Go)

    4. Norah (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist)

Solutions

1:B, 2:D, 3:C, 4:A, 5:D, 6:A, 7:D, 8:C, 9:A, 10:B

Scores

1. 1 and above.

   You probably threw away your walkman, didn't you?

2. 3 and above.

   You only liked all those bands after everyone else did

3. 6 and above.

   You're a craft beer at weekends kind of person. Semi-hip.

4. 8 and above.

   We're not into labels, but what they used to call "hipster"? You're that.