1. "You said, um, you said that I should never take advice from someone that I haven't had sex with, right... right?"

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

2. "I don't know if you've read my book, 'Advanced Sexual Positions: How to Achieve Them Without Laughing?'"

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

3. "With respect to the threesome, it's a thumbs up. A threesome with your sister would be superb right now."

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

4. "It's like trying to fit a cream puff through a key hole."

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

5. "The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you, and the rest don't know how to screw you."

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

6. "Think we're gonna have intercourse tonight?"

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

7. "Shall we strangle the hamster?"

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

8. "When he finally pulled it out, I completely forgot that there was a guy attached to it."

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

9. "Did anybody touch anybody?"

   1. Sex and the City

   2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

   3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

   4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

10. "Can we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?"

    1. Sex and the City

    2. Sex, Lies and Videotape

    3. Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex…

    4. Sex Lives of the Potato Men

Solutions

1:A, 2:C, 3:D, 4:A, 5:A, 6:C, 7:D, 8:B, 9:B, 10:C

Scores

1. 4 and above.

   A poor score – you seem to be somewhat lacking in sexpertise.

2. 5 and above.

   A decent score, showing a degree of sexpertise – but sadly not quite enough to qualify you as a sexpert.

3. 8 and above.

   You're a bigger Sexpert than celebrated agony aunt Dr Pam Spurr.