Produced by Bollywood megastar Salman Khan, this shambolic East-meets-West proposition boils down its potentially dramatic set-up – just-qualified Delhi medic arrives in Canada, winds up driving a big yellow surgery – to a confounding mix of crude soap and unreconstructed smut: you abandon hope the minute someone has to swallow a condom and pretend it’s bubblegum. The slipshod tone is set by an early, wacky near-miscarriage (“Push the baby back in!”) and sustained into a final act that sees the waitress love interest turn lawyer to defend our hero from the racist politico whose child she’s been carrying. This nonsense isn’t worth the fare.