1. 

   "I'm just literally gonna just drink." Which star of the ceremony's musical interludes said this?

   1. Jack Black

   2. Anna Kendrick

   3. Rita Ora

   4. Common

2. 

   What did Kyle MacLachlan use for an impromptu birthday cake?

   1. Lady Gaga's hat

   2. An Oscar-shaped piece of smoked salmon

   3. An In-N-Out burger

   4. A giant cosmopolitan

3. 

   "He was very put off by the fact that I tried to put a lime in there." What did Kelsey Grammer actually want in his drink?

   1. Bitters

   2. Mint

   3. Cherries

   4. Onions

4. 

   "I would take off my shoes, but I want to look hot in case I see my ex-boyfriend." Who said this?

   1. Reese Witherspoon

   2. Sarah Silverman

   3. Karlie Kloss

   4. Irina Shayk

5. 

   "This year my son’s girlfriend Rita Ora was performing, so it was extra special." Which fashion icon said this?

   1. Christian Louboutin

   2. Tommy Hilfiger

   3. Riccardo Tisci

   4. Donna Karan

6. 

   "This furore and noise... it's not who I am." Who said this amid the post-Oscar press scrum?

   1. Robert Duvall

   2. Joaquin Phoenix

   3. JK Simmons

   4. Benedict Cumberbatch

7. 

   "It’s depressing to see people in borrowed jewels." Which socialite said this?

   1. Tinsley Mortimer

   2. Kim Kardashian

   3. Lynn Wyatt

   4. Lydia Hearst

8. 

   "'The rain!' Mr. Levine screamed, in response, to nobody." Who was Adam Levine replying to in this bleak moment from the New York Times' report?

   1. Channing Tatum

   2. Neil Patrick Harris

   3. Jessica Chastain

   4. America Ferrara

9. 

   “He won something for some movie last year.” Which former Oscar winner has clearly been forgotten by an overheard partygoer?

   1. John Ridley

   2. Jared Leto

   3. Alfonso Cuarón

   4. Spike Jonze

10. 

    After sliming his way around Scarlett Johansson and Idina Menzel during the ceremony, who did John Travolta manage to kiss at the Vanity Fair party?

    1. Beyoncé

    2. Kate Upton

    3. Chrissy Teigen

    4. Sophie Hunter

Solutions

1:C, 2:C, 3:D, 4:B, 5:B, 6:D, 7:C, 8:A, 9:B, 10:A

Scores

1. 3 and above.

   A weak performance. Go back to tending fields, designing bridges, fighting cancer or whatever it is you do with your life.

2. 5 and above.

   OK. At least it shows you didn't spend the whole of Monday scouring gossip websites (or the Guardian) for contemptuous commentary about Neil Patrick Harris.

3. 8 and above.

   Very good. You could perhaps use your knowledge to try and blag your way in next year.